Chapters

1. "The Ballad of Howie Bling"
2. "I Know You Wanna Cuddle, Howard"
3. Black Opal
4. Lightning Bets
5. Smith & Wollensky
6. The Appraisal
7. No Vacation
8. Black Light
9. "Fuck You, Howard!"
10. Smoothie
11. The Plagues
12. "We Are Not Correcting a Correction"
13. Adley's
14. "This Is How I Win"
15. The Blade
16. The Eternal Bet